Oh, I've got a mouth like a shotgun And every time it goes off You get blown off Plug another whole in the story Fill in the gaps No matter how gory You're just another casualty Of insult and battery Throwing blind punches from the sidelines Swinging for the head When I'm aiming for the headlines Does it really matter if I lie? When you can't call it the truth Till it's read in black and white Just another shot to the head From a snot-nosed grrrrrrl who thinks she knows best Cause I'm just a bully with a penknife Who carves up the facts when I can't get it right!