I Was Lost, I Was Found I Was Smothered, I Was Drowned I Became A Simple Man A Hopeless Life Without A Plan Look At Me Everyone Now I'm Like All Of You No New Plans, Go To Work Shut Your Mouth You Stupid Jerk Sitting On The Toilet Seat Finally Alone In The John I Cannot Bear To Look At Them They Make Me Sick, They Make Me Gag All These People Hate Me Too Look At How They Laugh At Me I'm A Man Without A Life Calgon Bubbles Take Me Away I Can Be Everyone I Put On A Mask, I'm Lots Of Fun I'll Even Promise That I Won't Hate Do Not Pity It's Far Too Late I'm A Stain To This World For This Moment I Am Yours But Someday Soon I'll Disappear These Bitter Words You'll No Longer Hear Watch Me Be Myself: It's Not Good Enough Watch Me Try To Care: I Don't Care Enough Watch Me Be Relaxed: I'm A Lazy Slob Watch Me Be At Peace And I Don't Talk Enough I Have To Fly Away From This Pain But I Know I'll Never Leave Because It's Christmas Time It's Christmas Time Again: Will You Be My Friend? It's Christmas Time Again: The Laughter Never Ends It's Christmas Time Again: Put On A Nice Clean Suit It's Christmas Time Again: Behave Yourself You Child It's Christmas Time Again: Be Our Puppet Forever And Again It's Christmas Time Again: We'll Break Your Spirit To The Very End Lyrics Taken From 1995 CD-booklet: "Santa's little Helper: Rarities, Oddities and other festive diseases" The Lyrics Here Are Matching The Original Lyrics To 100%