King Alfred the Great called out for his tantric hammer I drove right through a red light camera Go and hit me with a hefty fine Left me with my little gold mine Gore Vidal wanted a tantric hammer He searched all the shops and said a little prayer to Rama Go and hit me everything that you got That tantric hammer must be worth quite a lot We all want They all want a tantric hammer He all want She all want a tantric hammer You all want I all want a tantric hammer And all the alchemists were looking for a tantric hammer Wеll I tell ya baby they ain't doin' it just for the glamour You transmutеd my gold into lead No wonder I went and lost my head Fellini and Sartre they wrestled for a tantric hammer Well I watched that show on a TV down in Alabama But then the screen began to snow What I thought I just don't know We all want They all want a tantric hammer He all want She all want a tantric hammer You all want I all want a tantric hammer Oh yeah All those sexy popes with their secret tantric hammer Riding antelopes and groping out for the clamour Pius and Innocent, what a fucking joke Sent a million witches up in smoke Dr. John Dee, his quest for a tantric hammer Best he could do, talk into a crystal mama Stop telling the queen to execute me Why baby, why baby, why can't you see They all want We all want a tantric hammer She all want He all want a tantric hammer You all want I all want a tantric hammer