Ahhh This is shaping up to be the best day Walk down the street like it's a ballet Being me, I got to say it's gourmet Maybe 'cause I just robbed the bank Why do you still think that I'm charming? Just here to crash another party This tux is feeling kinda starchy But I like it Oh, what a day to be me Like I'm on the silver screen In a high-speed car chase scene I could get away But I love the chase Man, everyone's after me 'Cause we're at the apogee And they think they got me beat There's just no escape It's a perfect day Yeah, everyone's after me Just here to make a little trouble Won't use the door if there's a window Why can't you see I'm not the hero? I'm not the hero I'm not a hero, no Kill all the lights in the casino Just wanna get another Van Gogh Can't trace the call, I'm on a payphone (You could try, though) Oh, what a day to be me Like I'm on the silver screen In a high-speed car chase scene I could get away But I love the chase Man, everyone's after me 'Cause we're at the apogee And they think they got me beat There's just no escape It's a perfect day Yeah, everyone's after me What a lovely day Got the sirens coming my way In my black Aston V8 Yeah, I love this game It's the perfect day Got everyone after me Like I'm on the silver screen In a high-speed car chase scene I could get away But I love the chase Man, everyone's after me 'Cause we're at the apogee And they think they got me beat There's just no escape It's a perfect day Yeah, everyone's after me Everyone's after me Got everyone after me Everyone's after Everyone's after Everyone's after me (Na na na bu bu bu) (Roo ga doo doo doo doo) (Everyone's after, everyone's after)