(Guess there's an asshole in all of us, right?) Nothing wrong with a text and a drive When I cut to the front of the line Taking more than a piece of the pie (Maybe you should check yourself) Never park in between the lines And I smoke cigarettes inside Blow it all in your face and smile (Maybe you should check yourself) Can't stop talking Hit you when I'm walking (Hey Babe, what a jerk) Won't say sorry (Nope) You can say it for me Call me what you want, oh oh Tell me what I am, am, am Say it! Yeah you can call me A-S-S-H-O-L-E Spell it out so everybody knows it One, two, three, Hey everybody I'm an asshole! (Yup) I'm an asshole! (Yup) I'm an asshole! (Yup) Cause that's what I am! Say it! Yeah you can kiss my A-S-S-H-O-L-E Downtown on a monday night Only job is to get in a fight Piss drunk, then I post online (Maybe you should check yourself) Cat calling when I ride Got a little bit of liquor on my mind Here comes the pick-up line (Hey wanna f—?) Can't stop talking Hit you when I'm walking (Fuck outta my way) Won't say sorry (I'm not sorry) You can say it for me (Bitch) Call me what you want, oh oh Tell me what I am, am, am Say it! Yeah you can call me A-S-S-H-O-L-E Spell it out so everybody knows it One, two, three, Hey everybody I'm an asshole! (Yup) I'm an asshole! (Yup) I'm an asshole! (Yup) Cause that's what I am! Say it! Yeah you can kiss my A-S-S-H-O-L-E (Oh my god) (What?) (You're just like... I don't even know what to say to you right now) (Well... yeah, cause you don't even know how to use words) (You're just like... Ugh) (Come on, I know you've been dying to say it, tell me) (I'm so offended) Say it! (Just fucking say it) Say it! Yeah you can call me A-S-S-H-O-L-E Spell it out so everybody knows it One, two, three, fuck everybody I'm an asshole! (Yup) I'm an asshole! (Yup) I'm an asshole! (Yup) I don't give a shit! (Shit!) Say it! Yeah you can kiss my A-S-S I keep talking that shit! I'm an asshole I ain't never gonna quit! I'm an asshole I just tell it like it is! I'm an asshole (Yup) I'm an asshole!! I like underage chicks! Cause I'm an asshole If you don't like me you're a bitch! I'm an asshole Suck my motherfuckin' dick! I'm an asshole (Yup) I'm an asshole! Go fuck yourself