She's not addicted to drugs She's addicted to ice water She could drink it all day It's how she chooses to bathe Rinses out cups And leaves a little bit of soap behind It's anti-bacterial It's cleanin' out her insides What have I become? Now I'm feeding her chicken This has gotta stop We've gotta think of the children Her feet barely work She can't pedal her bike We watched movies under The blanket that night She had her eyes closed And her face hidden She'd laugh before the jokes were even written She don't like coffee She chugs the cream She buys Slurpees for the undercover police And it's true I ran away From your button face I was hoping that your type was just a phase There's no London in Brazil I think you're mentally ill Please forget you love me, go away Please forget you love me, go away She braids her hair By tyin' it in knots Left her first husband Cause she hated doin' the dishes Pours ice water Into small plastic coolers Stays up late Just to memorize the Simpsons Add a zero to her age And then You'll realize how well she knows men She don't like coffee She chugs the cream She buys Slurpees for the undercover police And it's true I ran away From your button face I was hoping that your type was just a phase There's no London in Brazil I think you're mentally ill Please forget you love me, go away Please forget you love me, go away She buys Slurpees for the undercover police And it's true I ran away From your button face I was hoping that your type was just a phase There's no London in Brazil I think you're mentally ill Please forget you love me, go away Please forget you love me, go away It's true I ran away From your button face I was hoping that your type was just a phase There's no London in Brazil I think you're mentally ill Please forget you love me, go away Please forget you love me, go away Please forget you love me, go away