Visiting stupid places with all my friends and their ugly faces
And we pretend that we're at the races and we create all the situations you love to hate
But don't pretend to care don't pretend to know
And don't you fucking dare send me right back home
Pissing on public monuments with my buds while we're on our way to pick up some bud
Over Tommy's place in the little town with the little face and the little crown
Don't you make me care, don't you make me know
And don't you fucking dare send me right back home
Don't send me back home
Climbing the Eiffel Tower in the heat while our stupid laughter creates a scene that is chasing after a Different state it's our state of mind that you love to hate
Don't pretend to care, don't pretend to know
And don't you fucking dare send me right back home
Finding a new frontier to manifest with a college beer and a sweater vest
It was so sincere when you said you'd wait for the day or year when I would break
But you don't fucking care, you don't fucking know
There's no fucking way I'm ever going home
Don't send me back home