If I was gonna find a way to kill all the bugs I'd cut routes through the countryside Put a light on the front And race a battering ram Through the dead of night If I was a monster That's what I'd do But I'm not a monster I'm just like you If I was gonna design a factory for disease It would look like half a million pigs squeezed into squalor They'd have shit up to their knees And no oxygen to breathe And then I would sell their skin and muscle for meat If I were a monster That's what I'd do But I'm not a monster I'm just like you (Instrumental) If I was gonna give me depression Well I'd say 'look at this screen and never leave' I'd tell me not to move And never to express how I feel And if I felt it welling up I'd stuff it down If I was a monster That's what I'd do But I'm not a monster I'm just like you