Aesthetically, perhaps I'm not too pleasing You wouldn't introduce me to your friends Your shoulder isn't cold, my love; it's freezing Toward all the fawning poetry I've penned Though I may be offensive to your senses And worse yet to your sensibilities I know when I'm around I'll never lower your defences But your heart beat loses its stability You'll never know what its like to be me How can you empathise with a different breed? You'll never know what its like to be me at all I wasn't born - I was made; so I'm quite mature for my age These boys can say they love you but they have no clue And even though my paper's frayed I'm sure we're still on the same page It's just a shame I know I'll never have you You'll never let me close enough to hold you tight But despite my frightful face I'm quite the charmer So I'll keep all your photographs close to me at night As I dream of being your knight in shining armour Manufactured to feel lust, but incapable of seduction Tease me if you must, but I must leave you one instruction: I'm not sure how well I'm put together; I think I'm falling apart So please be particularly careful with my heart You'll never know what its like to be me How can you empathise with a different breed? You'll never know what its like to be me You weren't created in a laboratory You'll never know what its like to be me I'm falling apart at the seams You'll never know what its like to be me at all