You a goofy, you a punk
I eat kids like you for lunch
Yeah my Beamer is for sport
I'll still fit you in the trunk
If I see you on that board
I might jump you for your Dunks
Hear me rev and you should run
Run, run, run
I talked to this girl and almost ended up in the dirt
Some meathead I went to school with was with her
Only time we talked was to get help on his work
He said, "I don't like your face, but I might like it on a shirt"
With your dumbass hair, look like a Starburst
I bet you like five dollar drinks from Starbucks
Heard you doing songs now, with your guitar, huh
I bet you think you're too good for a job, huh?
How bout I give you one? Dig your own grave
Leave you hanging from a wire like some old J's
Or that's how we would've done it in the old days
Next time, help your mama pick a bouquet
You a goofy, you a punk
I eat kids like you for lunch
Yeah my Beamer is for sport
I'll still fit you in the trunk
If I see you on that board
I might jump you for your Dunks
Hear me rev and you should run
Run, run, run
I'm a lover, not a fighter
I'm a lover, not a fighter
I'm a lover, not a fighter
But I guess there's no love lost
I'm a lover, not a fighter
I'm a lover, not a fighter
I'm a lover, not a fighter
But I guess there's no love lost
Did a show in L.E.S
Tryna get something to eat
Heard the slices were the best
Went for pizza down the street
I was walking past a deli when this man got in my face
"Do I look like fuckin' Nelly? You just stepped all on my J's!"
And I'm looking up in fear
Cause this man like 6'6"
Why you drinking all this beer?
Go and try out for the Knicks
So I ran into the shop, but this man was on the chase
He said, "How bout we do some skincare?
Splash hot grease all on your face!"
You a goofy, you a punk
I eat kids like you for lunch
Yeah my Beamer is for sport
I'll still fit you in the trunk
If I see you on that board
I might jump you for your Dunks
Hear me rev and you should run
Run, run, run
I'm a lover, not a fighter
(You a goofy, you a punk!)
I'm a lover, not a fighter
(I eat kids like you for lunch!)
Yeah my beamer is for sport
(I'm a lover, not a fighter!)
If I see you on that board
Run, run, run