I hope you never fall in love again
I hope that every guy you meet is a weirdo
I hope you never make it out of the friend zone
You're so low, oh no
I hope you never fall in love again
Yeah, I hope you swipe right
And you meet a nice guy
And you tell all of your friends that he's got nice eyes
And he, likes the same kinda music as you
But how can someone like the Beatles less than Blink-182?
I hope you spend six hours straight getting ready for a date
But he turns up late, in his mummy's estate
Oh no, it's going downhill
And now he wants to split
I hope you never fall in love again
I hope that every guy you meet is a weirdo
I hope you never make it out of the friend zone
You're so low, oh no
I hope you never fall in love again
I hope that every guy you meet is a loser
I hope they meet your best friend and they chose her
So one, two
Fuck you!
I hope you never fall in love again
I hope you get stuck in the talking stage
With a bunch of guys, who are twice your age
But earn half the pay, and forget your name
(It's Sarah, you fucking arsehole)
I hope you have bad dates, and heartbreaks
Staying up, too late on weekdays, thinkin' bout
Everything we had that you threw away
I hope you never fall in love again
I hope that every guy you meet is a weirdo
I hope you never make it out of the friend zone
You're so low, oh no
I hope you never fall in love again
I hope that every guy you meet is a loser
I hope they meet your best friend and they chose her
So one, two
Fuck you!
I hope you never fall in love again
I hope that every guy you meet is a weirdo
I hope you never make it out of the friend zone
You're so low, oh no
I hope you never fall in love again
I hope that every guy you meet is a loser
I hope they meet your best friend and they chose her
So one, two
Fuck you!
I hope you never fall in love again