I hope you never fall in love again
I hope that everyone you meet is a weirdo
I hope you never make it out of the friend zone
You're so low, oh no
I hope you never fall in love again
Yeah, I hope you swipe right in the middle of the night
And you tell all of your friends that they've got nice eyes
And they, like the same kind of music as you
But how can someone like the Beatles less than Blink-182
I hope you spend six hours straight getting ready for a date
But they turn up late, in their mummy's estate
Oh no, it's going downhill
And now they wanna split the bill
I hope you never fall in love again
I hope that everyone you meet is a weirdo
I hope you never make it out of the friend zone
You're so low, oh no
I hope you never fall in love again
I hope that everyone you meet is a loser
I hope they meet your best friend and they chose 'em
So one, two
Fuck you!
I hope you never fall in love again
I hope you get stuck in the talking stage
And they look like shit, and they're twice your age
But earn half the pay, then forget your name
(It's Sarah, you fucking arsehole)
I hope you have bad dates, and heartbreak
Staying up, too late on weekdays, thinkin' 'bout
Everything we had that you threw away
I hope you never fall in love again
I hope that everyone you meet is a weirdo
I hope you never make it out of the friend zone
You're so low, oh no
I hope you never fall in love again
I hope that everyone you meet is a loser
I hope they meet your best friend and they chose 'em
So one, two
Fuck you!
I hope you never fall in love again
I hope that everyone you meet is a weirdo
I hope you never make it out of the friend zone
You're so low, oh no
I hope you never fall in love again
I hope that everyone you meet is a loser
I hope they meet your best friend and they chose 'em
So one, two
Fuck you!
I hope you never fall in love again