Love is easy Easy as ABC Until you remember those other letters like D D for the Disney dream and the common theme in which People get their whole lives fixed by love But it doesn't happen to you Love's easy Easy as ABC But you should recall those subsequent letters like P P is for your Prince Charming he loves you only he Never looks at anybody else Do you know anyone like this? I hope you fancy them rotten Hope they're thoughtful and mild I hope they drive you inappropriately wild The love that's going to make you is your own Don't be afraid to share it You can give it away Enjoy the hanging on every word they may say I don't mean that you should be alone The love that's going to make you is your own Love's easy Easy as ABC It's hard to ignore though A little letter like E E for the elephant in the room, the one you assume That nobody else here can see When we're loving awkwardly Loving is easy It is easy as ABC But you should remember There are other letters like G G is for jealousy (well it isn't actually) But if you spell it right is spoils the song And jealousy spoils everyone I hope you fancy them rotten Hope they're thoughtful and mild I hope they drive you inappropriately wild The love that's going to make you is your own Don't be afraid to share it You can give it away Enjoy the hanging on every word they may say I don't mean that you should be alone The love that's going to make you Is your own