You knock back the Schnopps, You talk back to Cops You walk in the room and conversation stops I Can't take you nowhere, I Can't take you nowhere You stagger, You sag, You're half in the bag, On glass of beer and you're a total drag I Can't take you nowhere, I can't take you nowhere I buy 3 or 4 You mooch plenty more The check comes around and you are out the door I can't take you nowhere, I can't take you nowhere I don't want to watch you fall on your Face You're loud and you're lude You tend toward the crude My friend's are disgusted with you attitude I can't take you nowhere, I can't take you nowhere You mumble you moan You grumble you groan, You called Honalulu on my telephone I can't take you nowhere, I can't take you nowhere I hear people say You won't go away You stop by for breakfast and you stay all day I can't take you nowhere, I can't take you nowhere That's right Try not to get uptight, But I can't take you nowhere Cause I don't know a place Where you can show your face And anyway, I'd just like to say, So sad to say you must be on your Way So have a real nice day But I can't take you nowhere Cause I don't know a place where you can show your face And anyway, I'd just like to say, So sad to say you must be on your way What a pity to say So Long