How the hell were you to know? They expected you to drive You were halfway in a coma But you made it home alive These are difficult days It's a miracle, babe That we've got anything left to piss away Father's day had come and gone And you forgot to call your mom And thank her for the double shift The reason you even exist Well, those were difficult days It's a miracle, babe That we've got anything left to piss away Little child in the candy aisle Grabs a handful then he smiles So don't be so hard on ya You got friends and stuff, don't ya? 'Cause how the hell were you to win? At twice the price and half the skin It was rigged right from the jump You did your best and hung it up These are difficult times Just the blind leading the blind It's a miracle anyone's anywhere on time ♪ It's a miracle, babe Save for one or two good days That we've got anything left to piss away It's a miracle, babe It's a miracle, babe These are difficult days Every time you walk outside Don't you know that you could die? I guess it's always been that way It's a miracle, babe