Chalkboard easel on the sidewalk With a bad pun This is my spot Girl with the laptop, guy with the fluffy scarf And a Moleskin notebook The tables are packed Even the patio outback is full I come here everyday It's more comfortable than my apartment My friends come in, I say "Hey" Don't you just love this coffee shop? "I didn't know you come here!" You know they opened up six months ago! Oh-woah! "You gotta try the avocado toast!" I wanna get married here Make a baby here Get buried here Cremated and created into a bag of coffee Ethiopian, Ecuadorian, and Guatemalan My mouth has traveled the world Columbus! Magellan! And Lewis N. Clark They got Pop-Tarts for adults Matcha donuts Croissants! Everything is covered in flaky sea salt! Everything is covered in flaky sea salt! Everything is covered in flaky sea salt! Everything is covered in flaky sea salt! Cappuccino with a frothy heart design Made with an alternative milk Soy! macadamia! almond! oat! Nitro cold brew is cranking through me bro! If I'm talking too much just let me know! Oh-woah-oh oh-oh-oh The baristas know my name And I know all their secrets Like Jerry killed a guy with his car And when he told me that, I cried In the bathroom of this coffee shop Where I always take my food biz! You know they opened up six months ago I was there I was there grand opening saw them cutting the ribbon The big brown ribbon The big brown ribbon Do you remember the Manager said that it's usually red But wouldn't it be funny if the ribbon was brown? Like the color of coffee, 'cause coffee is brown! Wouldn't it be funny if the ribbon was brown? Yeah it would be funny I guess it would be funny! Wouldn't it be funny if the ribbon was brown? 'Cause it's usually red-- I wanna get married here Make a baby here Get buried here Castrated and create my balls into a tiny tea bag Don't you just love this coffee shop? They got the heaviest door in the world! Don't you just love this coffee shop! Three coffee's please! Black, no room for milk To go Thanks! Huh? I thought you said something Don't you just love this coffee shop!