2:00 a.m. and I can't sleep once again
I keep having that recurring dream
That I'm sitting on a boat with a bunch of men (men, men, men)
I finally know what it means
But I'm scared that you won't understand
That you won't understand
Something's not right, something's not right
No, something's not right with your boy
Something's not right, something's not right
I know my calling
I'm a pirate and I'm sailing away from the haters
The ocean is calling out to me and my parrot
And we're gonna burn this whole city down
Yo-ho, motherfucker, I'm a pirate now
Yo-ho, motherfucker
I belong at sea roaming port to port
Stealing treasure chests from an enemy's fort
Drinking tons of rum with my pirate buds
They will show me the ropes
Sing with me yo-ho
Show me the ropes
Sing with me yo-ho
But first I need a hook hand, hook hand
Gonna need a peg leg, peg leg
Someone poke my eye out for my eye patch
♪
I finally did it, I moved to the Caribbean
Famously, that's where they're from
But no pirates there, just a bunch of rum (rum, rum, rum)
But that's where I met Marc
He's my new friend
My island 'til I die friend
He's a big strong beautiful man
Marc flies planes, and planes are cool
And a plane's much faster than a boat (a boat)
The sky is the limit when you're in a plane
I know my calling, I'm a pilot
And I'm flying away from you posers
Marc said he'll teach me, it looks pretty easy
And I'm gonna shake my ass in the clouds
Wheels up, motherfucker, I'm a pilot now
Wheels up, motherfucker
♪
Wait a second, hold on
The truth is I'm not a pirate or a pilot
I'll never be a fireman or a cop
'Cause I am a frog, a frog with a dream
A dream to be human and have a job
Ribbit ribbit, motherfucker, I'm a goddam frog
Ribbit ribbit, motherfucker
I'm not a pirate or a pilot
I'll never be a fireman or a cop
'Cause I am a frog, a frog with a dream
A dream to be human and have a job
Ribbit ribbit, motherfucker, I'm a goddam frog