I'm trippin over dumb drunks at a party My girlfriend just ran off with the DJ I gave her everything, but she refused it It don't matter, she don't know how to use it My confidence is dwindling Look at the shape I'm in Where's the girls, where's the wine? I ain't thirsty, but I'm standing in line I'll have the usual I'll have the usual Fifty silhouettes tumblin' on the dance floor Pink elephants fallin' through a trap door Sixty cigarettes a day 'cause I'm nervous When will that chick serve us? I used to be a good boy, livin' the good life But fifty thousand kisses later she was a housewife She was good, I was unkind I ain't thirsty, but I'm standin' in line I'll have the usual Big Jim says the second comin's comin' I think he's seein' double or something Or something You can hang around waiting for the also rans I can't win, but I've seen enough, man I got a drink tab A fifth of whisky keeps the doctor away A little more and it's judgment day I had a future, but she just passed out I'm gonna drink 'til I seek What it is I'm always thinkin' bout I'll have the usual I'll have the usual On the rocks With a twist Whadya gotta do to get a drink around here? I'll buy!