Big shiny nine, she's mine all mine Flowin' down the front of my old blue jeans Big shiny nine, she'll fall so fine Waiting to impress my hippie queen It's all right now I'm fingering my big black shiny nine Sticks and stones, skeleton bones Enough to make the dead jump and run Encyclopedia don't got what I need 'Cause I'm waiting to undress my hippie queen It's all right now I'm fingering my big black shiny nine Nuts and bolts, Smith & Wesson and Colts It's down to luger can't make a selection Stealing steeds and film, scrapin' bottom again Oh lord, I am headed in a direction It's all right now My shiny nine, I have my shiny nine It's all right now I'm fingering my big black shiny nine