Sittin' in the bushes, coverin' my head
Look through my binoculars to see if you're in bed
Perfect time to break in, perfect night to stake out,
Do my dirty business and wait for you to freak out
I've done this many times and it's not very hard
To sneak around your guard dog sleeping in the yard
I wonder what you'll say when you open your eyes,
By the time that I get through with you, you might be traumatized
You didn't lock your windows
When the sun went down
So I broke in and moved your furniture around
I am not a burglar, I don't get off on theft,
I just wanna move your table 7 inches to the left
The keys are in the fish tank, the fish tank's on the stairs
And I made a little tower out of all your kitchen chairs
I took all you paintings
And hung them upside down
I broke in and moved your furniture around
Might seem on the surface,
I have lost my mind
There isn't any purpose,
I just like what I like
I like to watch you wonder,
I like to see you frown
I like breaking in to move your furniture around
You didn't lock your windows
When the sun went down
So I broke in and moved your furniture around