We are having piano lessons Practice your piano Practice makes perfect They are marching past the window They are marching down your street They have noticed that expensive car And your freezer full of meat And how you can't Rest without The guard dog at your feet They are drilling in the playground They are training on the green There's a million of them out there And their guns are made of steel You don't know them But they know you And their bayonets are real We are having piano We are having piano We are having piano lessons They've learned all their lessons You taught them all they know You shouted out the orders And you told them where to go So don't complaim When they return The treatment blow by blow Or will you come with us on the run With the wild girls on the run Or will you stay behind And take to guns... They're marching past the window Down your suburban street They have emptied out the corner shop They've eaten all the meat So watch out boys Because they've killed The guard dog at your feet We are having piano We are having piano We are having piano lessons