Come on, did you hear me,
I'll give 20 dollars more to help them
Little cats and dogs that have been
Shut out in the cold
Hey mister mister auctioneer
I raise my hand
So if you need those bids believe me
I'm your man
♪
He walks with an air like he's not in the room
His eyes bright behind thin rimmed glasses
A smile to disarm his potential opponents in the game
With a flick of an ear he can hear any schemes
You may have if your hand would appear
Is it your turn to share his might, in the figurative spot light
Though you might want to ask him why,
He's got bigger things to buy.
Come on, did you hear me,
I'll give 20 dollars more to help them
Little cats and dogs that have been
Shut out in the cold
Hey mister (mister) mister auctioneer
I raise my hand
So if you need those bids believe me
I'm your man
♪
Is it personal greed or a need to be the
Last voice heard in a room full of rookies
His name is known by all the go-fers,
Look, he's droppin' two hundred on some knitted loafers
Sometimes he'll wait in the dark off the grid
Until he jumps and doubles the highest bid.
Going once, going twice, 3, 4 times sold,
To the man in the striped lab coat
We all know this cat's got claws
And hey it all goes to a good cause.
Come on, did you hear me,
I'll give 20 dollars more to help them
Little cats and dogs that have been
Shut out in the cold
Hey mister (mister) mister auctioneer
I raise my hand
So if you need those bids believe me
I'm your man
♪
And with all of his charity auction prowess,
You'd think that he'd pick up lots of enemies but no,
He's pretty much universally well-liked by
Everyone that's met him
Cause he never writes IOU's or bounces checks,
You can bet, when his
Hand is in the air, you had best not even dare
Come on, did you hear me,
I'll give 20 dollars more to help them
Little cats and dogs that have been
Shut out in the cold
Hey mister (mister) mister auctioneer
I raise my hand
So if you need those bids believe me
Come on, did you hear me,
I'll give 20 dollars more to help them
Little cats and dogs that have been
Shut out in the cold
Hey mister (mister) mister auctioneer
I raise my hand
So if you need those bids believe me