One, two, three- God rest ye merry gentlemen Let nothing you dismay Remember Christ our savoir Was born on Christmas day To save us all from Satan's power When we were gone astray Oh, tidings of comfort of joy Comfort and joy Oh Good elves, good girl, good day Gold chain, gold paint, gold sleigh Throwin' out the candy corn 'cause Halloween is over Year went by so fast I thought the world was chillin' in October Couldn't make the cookies 'cause the oven set on fire Imma rookie but I'm better than a dumb Santa denier Took me couple years but now I understand that Neither of my parents Were the ones that bought me red and green attire Saint Nick Makin' me a bit depressive With his presents Why'd he give me coal inside my stocking It's the same tricks I know I'm a bit excessive It's impressive How much Santa decided not to grant me a great gift A great gift under the tree tonight Santa eating cookies when the poor can't even eat tonight Santa eating cookies when the poor can't even sleep tonight I think I should be polite but Santa you ain't being right Christmas isn't even about you It's kinda messed up That you just steal the spotlight from Jesus like that God rest ye merry gentlemen Let nothing you dismay Remember Christ our savoir Was born on Christmas day To save us all from Satan's power When we were gone astray Oh, tidings of comfort of joy Comfort and joy Oh Santa Claus, I'm not giving you cookies I won't follow all your Canon laws And imma have to slap my damaged hand across I'm not about to call myself a communist But the way that you do not pay your elves Is very ominous I heard you gave them places to stay I'm not a bright teenager But in my opinion that sounds just like Chinese labor You say you're watching every kid Here's something that I've yet seen What's the reason that you did just nothing about Epstein Oh, I went there Let's just speak bluntly What's the reason you don't get to third world countries What's the reason you don't get to all the urban areas Are you just being racist 'Cause I know the kids are scared of ya I don't care if this dismisses wishes on my wish list I don't care if Santa listens to this lookin' vicious Imma wrap this song up like a present It's a big twist Despite everything I said I'm wishing Merry Christmas Um, there's no way that this song ends up Releasing before Christmas, though, so I guess I hope you had a good one I guess you could always listen to it next year I don't-