Yeah, yeah
Alright guys I produced this one myself
And I think I'm really feeling it
This is the first song
Okay
Ay, pull up to the Schoolastic Book Fair
There's such a wide selection
There's so many books there
I said pull up to the Schoolastic Book Fair
There's so many books there
Ay
The richest girl, I almost have to hate her
She was walkin' out with like seven chocolate calculators
The rich boy's dad is a lawyer
He just walked out with like ten finger pointers
And I'm jealous
I'm jealous of him
Just a little
Ay
Got some money and I know exactly how to spend it
Buy every book with the word "Minecraft" in it
Now I got so many but with no way to sort them
Oh, my personal favorite is the redstone tutorial
Books so fancy, feel like they're written with a quill feather
Sittin' on the benches, chillin', reading "Guinness World Records"
Attract elementary schoolers like a magnet
With my phone eraser you already know I have it
(When I play Kahoot I'm always first place, number one)
(If you want the smoke then I will shoot you with my Quizlet gun)
Wow, they're playing my song in the card
Doesn't this scenario sound like kinda familiar?
Ay
I'm the coolest kid on the fair turf
'Cause I just found the book that has swear words
Ay, you stole an eraser?
Boy you're a rookie
I put books in my bag, dodge the cameras, then I book it
Get it, book it
'Cause they sell books and I said I'd steal-
Nevermind
Ay, pull up to the Schoolastic Book Fair
There's such a wide selection
There's so many books there
I said pull up to the Schoolastic Book Fair
There's so many books there
Ay, pull up to the Schoolastic Book Fair
There's such a wide selection
There's so many books there
I said pull up to the Schoolastic Book Fair
There's so many books there