VERONICA There was a English lass As pretty as a rose But chaste she was, and never would she play From her pretty little a—, hands To her pretty little toes A waste it was to keep them hid away The gentleman who called her she denied And, like a proper lady would, she cried: You may paint my portrait and buy me champagne But don't kiss me You may pet me over and over again But dont kiss me You may call me "darling," and ask me to dance For dancing is my cup of tea No, these lips are not for the taking But if you'll only agree That we never should part You'll be breaking my heart If you dont kiss me! No lovers would she claim All sweethearts would she scorn But one day when a suitor came to call She saw that, to her shame Her stocking she had torn! And at her feet the gentleman did fall She swished her fan to keep the hound at bay And like the bless'd Madonna did she say: You may paint my portrait and buy me champagne But don't kiss me You may pet me over and over again But don't kiss me You may call me "darling," and ask me to dance For dancing is my cup of tea No, these lips are not for the taking But if you'll only agree That we never should part You'll be breaking my heart If you don't kiss me Everybody! You may paint my portrait and buy me champagne But don't kiss me You may pet me over and over again But don't kiss me Come on, lads! You may call me "darling," and ask me to dance For dancing is my cup of tea No, these lips are not for the taking But if you'll only agree That we never should part You'll be breaking my heart If we ever should part You'll be breaking my heart! If we ever should part You'll be breaking my heart! If you dont kiss me!