(Lament to 2211) Voices in the chamber Murmurings on the floor Dissension on the benches Echoes around the hall The Iron Lady bellows The House in disarray The opposition are seething It's always been that way Here, in the chamber of horrors, horrors Here, in the chamber of horrors, horrors Carefully crafted rhetoric Never straying too close to the point So many vested interests In the hammer house Rally all your comrades Stick to your guns Agree to disagree Whatever the outcome Here, in the chamber of horrors, horrors Here, in the chamber of horrors, horrors Horrors, horrors, horrors! Welcome to my chamber There's so much here to do You can laugh or joke Or curse and swear And run the country too Deep down in the belly Of your revered democracy You can say just what you want to say But don't you disagree with me, no... If you have a local problem You can come and share it with us We'll do our best to help you But don't you make too much of a fuss Here, in the chamber of horrors, horrors Here, in the chamber of horrors, horrors