Yeah, two feets they come a creeping Like a black cat do And two bodies are laying naked Creeper thinks he got nothing to lose So he creeps up into this house, yeah And unlocks the door And as a man's reaching for his trousers Shoots him full of thirty eight holes It's the Saturday night special Got a barrel that's so blue and cold Ain't good for nothing But put a man six feet in the hole Big Jim's been drinking whiskey And playing poker on a losing night And pretty soon Ol' Jim starts a-thinking Somebody been cheating and lying So big Jim commence to fighting I wouldn't tell you no lie Big Jim done pull his pistol And shot his friend right between the eyes It's the Saturday night special Got a barrel that's so blue and cold Ain't good for nothing But put a man six feet in the hole I'm gonna tell you what you can do with it too Hand guns are made for killing They ain't no good for nothing else And if you like to drink your whiskey You might even shoot yourself So why don't we dump them people To the bottom of the sea Before some ol' fool come around here Wanna shoot either you or me? It's the Saturday night special Got a barrel that's so blue and cold Ain't good for nothing But put a man six feet in the hole It's the Saturday night special Got a barrel that's so blue and cold Ain't good for nothing But put a man six feet in the hole Saturday night special It's the Saturday night special It's the Saturday night special