Maria's cryin and I don't understand It takes two to tango Three to make me really mad But things ain't that bad Call me super dad Suzy's had it up to here with their master plan Of some cronies' testimony that sounds just like the Ku Klux Klan If things get that bad There's plenty of room in Japan Don't need girls or little boys They'd only have broken toys They'd only throw them all away There's pain down below Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk) There's pain down below Pullin weeds (don't give a funk) An unwanted baby Jonny boy Daddy was a dirty beggar mamma's a whore With a life like that How can he win the war Don't need girls or little boys They'd only have broken toys They'd only throw them all away There's pain down below Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk) There's pain down below Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk) Maria's cryin and I don't understand It takes two to tango Three to make me really mad But things ain't that bad Call me super dad Don't need girls or little boys They'd only have broken toys They'd only throw them all away There's pain down below Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk) There's pain down below Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk) Pullin weeds