I don't cheat on my woman There's no adultery in my heart So this song might not be sordid enough To get it on the country charts Now, clean livin' might not sell records But I ain't lookin' for any fans When I say I love my darlin' wife And I'm a happily married man Now, if I had a lover waitin' in every town I'd have enough songs for an album Tellin' how I fooled around But I can't write about a two-timin' life Like some of them superstars can I may not have a hit but in spite of it I'm a happily married man Happily married man, signed, sealed and faithful From the beginning that's the way The Good Lord had it planned And when it comes to being hitched I'd rather fight than switch That is why I'm takin' a happily married stand Yes, divorce has gone big business To play around is really in People dress it up and call'em love affairs When God just calls it sin What they need is the Good Lord's guidance The foundation of his mighty hand To bind a happily married woman To a happily married man