Dana and John They get on Three nights a week I hear the ceilings creak Dana wants a lover John wants to give his son a brother But they get on Seven years going strong Dana and John They get on Three nights a week I hear the ceilings creak Dana sings when she's in the shower John wakes up at ungodly hours I hear it all Their rhythm has me in their thrall Dana and John They get on Three nights a week I hear the ceilings creak Sometimes they dance over my kitchen Floorboards creaking as they listen To the radio To something old and slow Dana and John They get on Three nights a week I hear the ceilings creak I hope we never meet I find them both oh so sweet Dana and John They get on Three nights a week I hear the ceilings creak