Walkin' home last night Through busy streets Can't handle the heat, of the city! To my surprise, a car comes rushing by (by, by) I stop to think, "if only it'd hit me!" Hit me with your car! (Car, car!) Hit me with your car! (Car!) Hit me with your car, so I can collect Disability checks (ooh!) And the city lights! They burn my eyes They're makin' me feel like I don't want to be alive! Oh wait, I do! I'll try something new Hop in front of a bus and, get, get motherfucking money! Hit me with your car! (Car, car!) Hit me with your car! (Car!) Hit me with your car, so I can collect Disability checks (ooh!) Spend it how I like! Maybe buy a new life! Girl, you'd be my shining star If you fucking break my leg, with your motherfucking car!