I like to wear soft clothing, 'cause it
Makes me feel like I'm rough in comparison
Don't have to wear a helmet, 'cause my
Soft clothes protect me from my feelings, yeah
Switched on the TV and it's broken
Thinking, "Why didn't I know this?"
And my heart is frozen, my mind is open
No one knows this
No, no, nobody knows it
Except for you, 'cause I just told you
I listen to soft music, 'cause it
Makes me wanna start a war against angrier music
I can bang, boom, I win
Got the gold medal, but it's just pretend
But it might be a losing medal for losers
Wait, no, stop the show
Turn the lights on in the front row
Is that you on the stage?
It's the first show of the day
The show will not be late
I know that the show will change
It's the first note of the tune
It's ringing out like a new pair of shoes
I'll run to you
I belong to you
I like to wear soft
I like to wear soft clothing, 'cause it
Makes my friends perceive me much more tenderly
Got friends! They're pretty friendly
I wrote a book about friendship
And my friends like to read it
And they're impressed by the number of pages it has, yeah
Walk the cat, I walk my cat
Then the cat can walk me back
I'm a fool
Like a fool, I'm foolish
Like a fool, I get fooled when something cool is on the news
Turn on the news
I get turned on by the news
'Cause the news gets more news
Whenever there's cool news
Sh, sh, be very quiet
Sing it too loud and nobody likes it
There's a rule on the stage
Don't be cruel on stage
It's the fourth show of the day
The first three went away
I know that the show has changed
'Til the next note of the tune
We'll sing it out like a new pair of shoes
I'll run to you
I'll come to you
Soft clothing is so untouchable
Especially when it's juxtaposed
With clothes of different roughnesses, and
Ugh, I'm gonna be sick