So we're at this shindig everything's going on, they're so filthy rich Comparing oil rigs, how their girlfriend's new car is so kitsch Hanging off the chandeliers Their daughters are scoring with the auctioneers And the oldies at the back try their best to hack Their way out with the gardener's pruning shears And they're discussing champagne (love is a game) The latest and greatest lame campaign (champagne's the main course) And how their brothers own shares one (a million stairs and a million stares) Day it'll make them millionaires, you see this girl, she (unfurl my wings) Looks like she crawled out the lost and found (my fall makes no sound here) She pulls right up to my ear and says (don't turn around, dear) Whatever you do, don't turn Roundabouts and washing lines We do each other's laundry in our hearts sometimes Come back Come back We don't have time to fuck a- Roundabouts and washing lines We do each other's laundry in our hearts sometimes Come back Come back We don't have time to fuck around Only one not wearing cufflinks (on the brink) Only one not begging to buy her drinks (though we'll drink) Watching the clocks and (yes, I do) Do you think she even knows I bought my shoes from Oxfam? And they're telling jokes (watch me choke) Got that one about two men in a tent (at your bad joke) Laughs out loud at mine (there's no fucking way) Do you like my accent? Like my accent (you're from Southend) And I'll watch her ruin her life (and I'm no one's wife) And dye her hair bright colours (strife all those fellas) Become someone's wife (only scarecrow) Forget the girl she once was (left in Oz) And I'll sit by (I'll cry sail) Cocktail gripped in a shaking hand, thinking (to foreign lands) What the hell went wrong (the best laid plans) 'Cause we had this planned, it all planned Roundabouts and washing lines We do each other's laundry in our hearts sometimes Come back Come back We don't have time to fuck a- Roundabouts and washing lines We do each other's laundry in our hearts sometimes Come back Come back We don't have time to fuck around ♪ It's getting late Look a complete and utter state She pops out the blue and says Doesn't matter, mate See this girl, she's been around I'll bet you a pound She pulls right up to my ear and says Whatever you do Don't turn round My entire life, it's running away too fast (my whole life, it won't last) Watching everyone you ever loved walk past (merry make me love, forget the past) Never really quite getting the knack of (I'm not telling, but you can) Knowing no one will not (fuck off if no one will) Ever come back for you (come back for you) Roundabouts and washing lines We do each other's laundry in our hearts sometimes Come back Come back We don't have time to fuck a- Roundabouts and washing lines We do each other's laundry in our hearts sometimes Come back (come back) Come back (come back) We don't have time to fuck around ♪ We're at this shindig everything's going on so filthy rich (they're all bewitched) Comparing oil rigs (I'm drinking Horlicks) How their girlfriend's new car is so kitsch (and my friends are telling me I'm pissed) Hanging off the chandeliers (put up one hell of a fight) Their daughters are scoring with the auctioneers ('gainst all my sins and the candlelight) And the oldies at the back (and don't turn round, darling) They're at the back And we can hear their cheers