Dr, dr i need a cure cause i got a problem that i can't endure Too much of this and too little of that First i was too thin and now i'm way too fat There is something wrong with me I've become my own enemy My back hurts cause my bed's too hard Some blow is stuck on my credit card I feel sick when i play my ps2 and my gamecube too There is something wrong with me I've become my own enemy I've got welfare problems And i can't get you out of my mind Dr, dr i need a cure cause i got a problem that i can't endure If i drink from monday to friday Then i'm too tired to drink on saturday There is something wrong with me I've become my own enemy I've got welfare problems And i can't get you out of my mind Welfare - problems One for the money, two for the show Took a piss outside and i ate the snow I've got welfare problems And i can't get you out of my mind