They call you Doctor PhD Man you got a lot of degree How come you have the blues of the no-can-be? How come you got the feeling of a wannabe? You got two good cars and a family You got a Satan's dog that pisses on your tree You got a happy home But still you feel alone You got a lot of dough And still you're always stoned They call you doctor PhD Man you got a lot of degree Doctor PhD You got the blues of the no-can-be You think the world ain't enough For what you wanna do But when the things ain't right You go and walk to the zoo Mr Monkey Kong ain't so far from you You look like two ugly guys from Katmandu They call you doctor PhD Man you got a lot of degree Doctor PhD You got the blues of the no-can-be Life ain't so weird Life ain't so extreme I feel like the silver surfer Love is the power supreme You got a happy home But still you feel alone You got a lot of dough And still you're always stoned They call you doctor PhD