You're the patron saint of raining on parades, honey You don't even have to try. You just do That's just the way it is. Don't think I'm pointing blame, honey 'Cause it sucks as much for me as it does for you And all the other cities you've rolled through Since I'm not what you're after I'm just another victim of your natural disaster Mother Nature gave you powers that you hate, honey But I would kill to do the damage you can do You've got a million different options on your plate, honey And what it takes to make somebody go and sing the blues If I could just be in your shoes Since I'm not what you're after I'm just another victim of your natural disaster Now, he's another sucker with a story like mine In need of FEMA relief But I'm the one who's gotta hold this hurricane tight Even though it gives me so much grief I know all of this is driving you insane, honey I'm well aware that you're alone and need a friend, but I won't apologize for drowning in your rain, honey So, tell me what we're gonna do 'cause I'm at my wit's end Maybe we could just pretend And cover up with laughter The fact that you're a victim of my natural disaster I'm just another victim of your natural disaster