You can put your hand in mine Once you've washed it for the recommended twenty seconds' time We should listen to the CDC Do you want to quarantine with me? You and me in bed alone I'll go beneath the covers and pretend like I am the Dow Jones The government should give us tests for free Do you want to quarantine with me? We can shut the world outside It's crazy times, let's stay and hide And keep our social distance We can stock our fridge with food The smell of Lysol sets the mood I wouldn't want to miss this After fourteen days are done We'll walk outside and breath fresh air and lie beneath the golden sun For now, let's lock the door and toss the key Do you want to quarantine with me? Three's a risk, but two is company Do you want to quarantine with me?