'Twas the night before Christmas And all throughout the house Not a creature dared disagree Yeah, not even a mouse With their communist Dogma With their Soviet creed No Christmas decorations here No presents under the tree Down the chimney Came Karl Marx dressed in a Father Christmas suit Smiling broadly Rotting face, flowing beard, snow on his boots Snow on his boots He said gather round children I have a secret to tell I know you've followed me faithfully this far But the truth is well You must have thought I was joking That I was taking the piss You all claim to think I'm a genius But a genius would never want this Guarantee the dream Grinding down until it's all a tirade of decay People fed stuff --- condone and they don't obey It always ends the same And little Vladimir And little Josef And little Fidel And little Mau And little Che They all realised They look like dickheads And everything they had built now is slipping away And that's why They decided To kill Karl And burn his fucking body They blow out his brains and they scatter his remains Tell us all how it's not Father Christmas They blow out his brains and they scatter his remains Tell us all how it's not Father Christmas They blow out his brains and they scatter his remains Tell us all how it's not Father Christmas They blow out his brains and they scatter his remains Tell us all how it's not Santa Clause