Before you leave the cape Was it everything you asked for When you wrote to ask if you could stay? A weekend is a time bomb A countdown on an iPhone An oldies station dedication day Oh my God, it's really too bad you came We swore we'd stop, but it's the only thing to keep us entertained I came up in July Stayed in your apartment Wondered what we'd have the nerve to try I'd say watch a movie But you threw out your TV The only resolution you stuck by Oh, I know, you've never been so ashamed Take heart, make love, just do it like you know my middle name Stay bright, learn what it's like Kissing a Christian under her eyes Stay soft, cute when you cough What do you whisper when you get off? Stay slight, you've got a type I gotta practice, what do you like? It's late now, figure it out It's never too late to change It's really not so far You didn't have to walk me But grace is still a virtue And we've got ours to burn through We're the only ones we have to blame