Tell her I'm sorry I wasn't half the man that she thought She gut what she paid for She just didn't realize what she bought A house built on a fault With a fresh coat of paint But a crumbling foundation Structural damage and poor ventilation In short, an asshole better with analogies than explanations If you see her, could you pass this along Please give my apologies To Jessica De Vries And let her know I'm not like that no more And I don't blame her for Hating me the way I know she does I won't get into the specifics They're equal parts humiliating and horribly horrific I just cringe When I think about the man I used to be I use the term loosely There were things I never said But they pale in comparison To the things I should have never blurted out Perhaps the biggest shame about having a smallbrain It always comes with a big fucking mouth