My fellow Republicans!
We have gathered here today to Make America Great Again
God Bless America
God Bless Christopher Columbus
And God bless the Confederacy
We working hard
We got jobs
Snowflakes here? (Winter time)
Just got robbed
Love July the 4th
Hotdogs on buns
God bless America!
With guns on guns
We all wear suits
America Rules
We use our rights
To shoot up schools
COVID is Fake News
Nobody in the morgues
No mask!
I got a right to breathe like George
Do you speak English?
Kinda sorta
Nope, go that way
Stay off our borders
They all illegal
S'all that matters
Build that wall
All Lives Matter
Don't wanna pay no taxes
That's my guap
Blue Lives Matter
That's my cop
My five year old can shoot
Because I taught her that
But I'm not racist bro
My cousin's daughter's black
We all religious
I mean Christian baby
Shout out to white Jesus
And Tom Brady
And Donald Trump
And our First Lady
Screw an EBT
That's only for the Lazy
What about them Democrats?
They're snowflakes and snowballs
They're gay and lazy socialists
Wanna take my guns cause they're so soft
They're handicapped and they own the news
That's why the media's so false
If you want the truth turn to Fox News
Turn everything else off
Screw Obamacare
Trumpcare? That's efficient
We Pro-Life
Your baby is my business
If we win, we win!
But if Biden get it
Then the votes are rigged!
And China did it
There you have it folks! Voter fraud is real!
Don't listen to the news!
We won Pennsylvania, we won Michigan, we won Georgia
I'm not leaving this office; if I have to barricade myself in the Oval Office
I will build a wall around the perimeter of the White House if I have to
Proud Boys, stand by!
Because on Inauguration Day, we will...
Uh... concede