It's the third week in a row It's cold outside and I've got Nowhere to go And I've been Drifting for some time My eyes are half closed Scrolling through some Netflix titles Gray-scaled on my phone And while I'm Half asleep I'm checkin' To see if my two locks are set in To the holes cut out in the door frame And I'm on my back and on my side As they're writing letters to the FBI And we're all just a couple bad decisions away It's minus twenty outside I've got a big bottle of some cheap red wine And I'm watching documentaries on true crime And I think I might not move the whole weekend I'm looking up writings from the Unabomber As my phone's blowing up with all these unknown callers Who say I've won the big door prize Cardboard boxes on my floor With long receipts curled up from the Bucktown corner store And I can't hide my clothes They're climbing out of my drawers Piling high in record time To compromise what they were made for And half asleep I'm checkin' To see if my two locks are set in To the holes cut out in the door frame And I'm on my back and on my side As they're writing letters to the FBI And we're all just a couple bad decisions away It's minus twenty outside I've got a big bottle of some cheap red wine And I'm watching documentaries on true crime And I think I might not move the whole weekend I'm looking up writings from the Unabomber As my phone's blowing up with all these unknown callers Who say I've won the big door prize In spite of ourselves we're the big door prize