I don't trust the government I don't trust men I don't trust the devil Or a politician I don't trust the media I don't trust the news I don't trust myself But I know I trust you You got me when no ones got me Oh you got me when no one gets me now I don't trust authority I don't trust the law I don't trust their charity The motives of their cause I don't trust a woman And I don't trust the youth I can't trust myself But I know I trust you We both have problems yes it's true But I'm so glad to have the problem of you