All the lads are drinking and puking on the dance hall floor Knobby's in the Ladies with his willy up a big fat whore Somebody's going to get their head kicked in tonight He's going to rip off her bags, tear off her clothes Pull down her tammy, and her pantyhose But he got dead pissed, puked on her dress The whole dance floor was a fucking mess He's going to rip off her bags, tear off her clothes Pull down her tammy, and her pantyhose But he got dead pissed, puked on her dress The whole dance floor was a fucking mess Knobby's waking up and a think there's going to be a fight When he finds out he's been shagging a transvestite Somebody's going to get their head kicked in tonigh Somebody's going to get their head kicked in tonigh Somebody's going to get their head kicked in tonigh