Pauly walked out looking for the weekend Emptied 50 from the atm Blew it all on cheap cologne and one shots Took it to his one and only friend But when he came around I had to turn him down Now he resents me With pockets empty Had to draw him a picture and what it said was When I'm good I'm not so good But when I'm bad I'm better I wish I could help you But I'm changing like the weather And if I'm still not understood I've found a higher bidder Cause when I'm good I'm not so good But when I'm bad I'm better Meanwhile in the backstreets of my memory Young Brazilian boy, forget his name Took me to his home to meet his family Mamma said I'd put that boy in shame Couldn't make an exception Left him for deception Just blew him away What can I say? Had to write him a letter and what it read was When I'm good I'm not so good But when I'm bad I'm better I wish I could help you But I'm changing like the weather And if I'm still not understood I've found a higher bidder Cause when I'm good I'm not so good But when I'm bad I'm better Couldn't make an exception Left him for deception Just blew him away What can I say? Had to write him a letter and what it read was When I'm good I'm not so good But when I'm bad I'm better I wish I could help you But I'm changing like the weather And if I'm still not understood I've found a higher bidder Cause when I'm good I'm not so good But when I'm bad I'm better When I'm good I'm not so good But when I'm bad I'm better I wish I could help you But I'm changing like the weather And if I'm still not understood I've found a higher bidder Cause when I'm good I'm not so good But when I'm bad I'm better When I'm good, not so good When I'm bad, I'm so much better When I'm good, I'm not so good When I'm good I'm not so good When I'm bad I'm better