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half-asian writing sadboy songs touched by the pangs of Americana malaise themes include but are not limited to: the Great States, birds, traveling places, despair, celestial bodies (like space and stuff) text 310-310-0888 the name of a good movie you saw this month if you want to be friends. here's a story that is unrelated to music The Utilitarian Cafe On Monday, I went to The Utilitarian Cafe. I sat alone at the corner table. Two gentlemen entered and asked me for the corner table. Since they were 2 and I was 1, they got the table. On Tuesday, I called two friends and they agreed to come to the cafe with me everyday for the rest of the week. When we returned, I asked the same gentlemen for the corner table back. Since we were 3 and they were 2, we got the table. Unfortunately, there were only two chairs at the corner table. So I asked the table next to us if I could take one of their chairs. The man replied “my knee hurts a little”. So I stood. On Wednesday, I took a hammer and smashed my knee. I returned with my friends to the corner table and once again asked for an extra chair from a nearby table. Since my knee hurt, I was given the chair. We sat happily. On Thursday, the two gentlemen returned with two female friends. All of them had bruised knees. They took the corner table back, flashed disapproving looks at us, and collected four chairs from the surrounding cafe-goers, one for each person. On Friday, I cried. Alas, I only have 2 friends.