I could give a flyin reindeer about your Christmas cheer
I always hated this time of the year
Wish I could blink twice and disappear
Then crawl back when it isn't here
Okay it's official
Tis the season to be superficial
Commercials that act beneficial
Brush em off like my skin made of bristles
Cause me I'm sharp as a bushel of thistles
I see the truth in the riddle
They put your head on swivel
To separate you from your nickel
You stuck in the middle
Of all of their lies
Now your children expecting a prize
Thought of seeing that look in their eyes
Of disappointment guilt would kill you inside
Me I'm just questioning why
Who wrote these rules that were forced to abide
Hate to come off like one of those guys
Just hating but listen I'm tell you I
I could give a flyin reindeer about your Christmas cheer
I always hated this time of the year
Wish I could take blink twice and disappear
Then crawl back when it isn't here
All that jazz means nothin to me
Cause I'm hip hopper, it's plain to see
They say the best things in life are free
But it sure cost a lot to fill beneath that tree
I hate to sound grumpy, this may come funny but
I hate the social obligations of spending my money
I hate the cold the snow can go cause I prefer it sunny
And something really bugs me (check it out lemme tell you bout it)
I got a pile of coal inside my soul it happened, a while ago
When I was young I wanted action figures and a dinosaur
Instead I got a wallet and chocolate from the dollar store
And that just one reason, December sucks and
I could give a flyin reindeer about your Christmas cheer
I always hated this time of the year
Wish I could take two *gasp* and disappear
Then crawl back when it isn't here
All that jazz means nothin to me
Cause I'm hip hopper, it's plain to see
They say the best things in life are free
But it sure cost a lot to fill beneath that tree
So lemme get this straight
I gotta tell my kids that some omnipresent old white dude
Is gonna bring them gifts
And then I gotta go get the gifts, wrap it up to surprise em
Only to find out that I got the wrong thing
And they coulda easily pointed it out to me
If they were at the store when I got it?
Got it.
I said uh
One for the money, and two for the show
I said uh
3-4-5 and we're counting some mo
I said
6 seen 7 ate 9 ya know
& He was traumatized from it, woah woah
I said it's
10 degrees outside sky ice just falls
Decorations hang all through the halls
I said
11 long lines lingerin in the mall
And on the 12th day of Christmas I was sick of it all
Give a flyin reindeer about your Christmas cheer
I always hated this time of the year
Wish I could blink twice and disappear
Then crawl back, crawl back
All that jazz means nothin to me
Cause I'm hip hopper, it's plain to see
They say the best things in life are free
But it sure cost a lot to fill beneath that tree
And that's crazy
To me
At least