Turn on the TV They broadcast the news A storm rages on But out I see a few drops Emergency weather A stupid alarmism It's too late You have shit your pants Maybe Bin Laden is hidden in your cellar Maybe a nuclear car bomb Is parked at the mall A virus in your PC And also in your lavatory Hey, it can growl and eat your sitting room No kidding? Do you believe in these fantasies No shit Sherlock I'm not born yesterday Is a tsunami coming over my house Why can't I simply slip from well Give me an unusual death I don't wanna blow up Give me an unusual death Why must I be murdered Give me an unusual death I don't wanna be in a movie Give me an unusual death Give me a normal standard fucking death There is a terrorist hidden in your sandwich Please be careful The hot dog can be toxic If you've to cross the street Look at the sky A meteor is coming to raze all to the ground Pulverized by a nuclear storm Or sucked back in a black hole Why can't I die a natural death