Excuse me, haven't we met before How 'bout I buy us drinks? Mind if I join you? I'm Feces, hey lemme guess your sign I bet you're Capristrum, Or what do they call it? It's funny, I seldom go to bars I guess it's destiny This was just meant to be, that you and me Are written in the stars Attack of the perfumed turd Attack of the perfumed turd Attack of the perfumed turd Attackin' the ladies Hey you better spread the word Look out for the perfumed turd Yeah, here comes the perfumed turd Look out ladies It's natural, I got this tan in Greece I've got a condo there in Barcelona Love babies and butterflies and trees Barry Manilow when he was a Beatle My beemer's got seal and whale skin seats And I can go real fast I'm a safe driver I've got a nasty snake, although it's fake Tattoed on my ass () Fire! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!