So, I find myself in a corner Crimson tale like no other Stuck in between a hard place And a fellow named Dave A funny name for a quiet man Can't say too much, hope he understands That we've got nothing in common Except for that song Playing so loud yet so soft to the touch We can't help but stare, over there To the ones loving the moment's rush Small talk's too large of a task, Must I ask What to do with Dave when I've absolutely nothing to add I can tell, that he too is an unwilling party To this all too peculiar party A face to fill the scene An unwilling heart evergreen My fingers complete another rhythm melody Hands in pockets want to wander way from me How long can this song go on? The silence must not carry on Questions too simple, too vague, too rudimentary You see, we are adults, yet can't converse With positive results How long must I sit in place, Placid faced Next to this man named Dave? Oh Dave! So, the dance is reaching its finish Dave is restless and Finnish Our better halves come to get us And take us back home Pleasantries unpleasantly exchanged Future parties carefully arranged Better make sure that We four don't ever cross paths Feeling relieved cos I truly believed that Our silence would resume eternally With no break from reality As our wives speak of second times I'm stuck, once again, in a heavy silence with Dave, oh no!